A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out a hamster, who begins dancing and singing "Tuff Enuff" by the Fabulous Thunderbirds.
"That IS amazing!" says the bartender and gives the guy his free beer.
"If I show you something else amazing, will you give me another beer?" The bartender agrees, so the guy pulls out a small piano and a hamster and a frog. Now the hamster plays the piano while the frog dances and sings "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive.
The bartender, completely wowed, gives him another beer. A man in a suit, who's been watching the entire time, offers to buy the frog for a princely sum, which the man agrees to.
"Are you nuts?" asks the bartender. "You could've made a fortune off that frog."
"Can you keep a secret?" asks the man. "The hamster's a ventriloquist."
2007-12-03 08:58:29 · 6 answers · asked by ackyback123 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard this from someone else but is even more funny the second time star 4 u!
2007-12-03 09:03:24 · answer #1 · answered by Denz 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-03 18:12:21 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! That was funny! Needed a laugh after a long day at work! *star*
2007-12-03 18:35:13 · answer #3 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep them coming. I am still laughing. lmao
2007-12-03 17:32:57 · answer #4 · answered by pitbull1969 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-03 17:04:00 · answer #5 · answered by vickitoria_91 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is good i like it...
2007-12-03 17:04:58 · answer #6 · answered by youcantseeme2976 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋