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Why not have "Shoot and Cook the ASBO" or something, who the hell has the shite she has in her "Ladar" apart from her so who the feck is she trying to impress it's cobblers?

2007-12-03 07:53:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Cooking & Recipes

Any old port in a storm mate!

2007-12-03 07:57:45 · update #1

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Ha Ha Elric - exactly what my hubby said! We videoed her programme every week but have now given up as my hubby said she always has everything in her larder or in the expensive little shop around the corner and how the feck could we do or afford all that? Her recipes are extremely fattening and cholesterol building too! Evidence her food is fattening - just look at her hips - they have positively grown!!!!

2007-12-03 20:34:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Do you not get the idea she is just a tease with those tight sweaters and that low sultry voice and her erotic licking the spoons, is it a cookery show or is she practising for her pole dancing show.

She is very good looking but the food is not all that nuritioning, plus she has some very bizzare technicques, but I am a former chef and have no use for all those cookery presenters, they are all fluffy and circumstance.

2007-12-03 16:49:14 · answer #2 · answered by The Unknown Chef 7 · 0 0

Steady Elric....you are talking about the goddess Nigella!

and anyway...can you imagine how oily an ASBO would be?

2007-12-03 15:57:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

But food is sensual to Nigella. She may be a Tory but I would definitely like a taste of her Captain's Pie.

2007-12-03 15:56:00 · answer #4 · answered by Phil McCracken 5 · 2 1

She is fat and bizarre!

How on earth she thinks opening tins and mixing stuff is cooking i do not know. And the crap she has in her larder is ridulous.

2007-12-04 06:20:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sorry, but I've never really taken much notice of the actual cooking.

2007-12-03 15:57:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

It's not really about the food, it's all about her looking sensually into the camera, pass the sick bag.

2007-12-03 15:57:38 · answer #7 · answered by happy 6 · 2 1

or is it because she's put on weight ?
She's loads better than Rosemary in the afternoons !

2007-12-03 17:49:35 · answer #8 · answered by nanny chris w 7 · 0 0

Its not even her real house Elrich......its all a farce!

2007-12-03 16:13:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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