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Question

When they ask, "Can I talk to you about God?" Reply, "Sure, what would you like to know?"

Answer the door with a bloody knife and say, "I'm sorry, could you come back in a half hour? We're not done with the virgin yet."

Answer the door with an automatic weapon and say 'Allah be Praised!

Ask them for their address. When they ask why you want it, claim that you want to appear on their doorstop univited so that you can peddle your own beliefs.

Look smug and tell them that your God can beat up their God.

Tell them you already have your own religion. When they ask what it is, wince a little before confessing, "er, I'm not sure if it's legal in this country

A chalk outline of a human body on the pavement, and a few copies of "The Watchtower" scattered around...

Answer every one of their questions with "What do you mean by that?" This might take a while, but you and your loved ones can have fun placing bets on how long it takes for them to leave.

Ask them to explain the story of Elisha and the Forty-two children.

Invite them in to see your fine collection of dinosaur fossils.

TELL ME WHICH ONE IS YOUR FAVORITE.

Answer 1

I believe there all silly, but kind of stuiped and pointless.

I don't know what kind of point your trying to make.

I am a Jehovah's Witness and I preach just about everyday, and I never encountered any of those, but some day I wish I do. Just to get a good laugh. LOL But the closest I ever got to a silly call was when I went to a door. I got some woman. I must of just got her up. She was naked under a towel, and a boy peaked out of the window. I was like ok, did I catch you at a bad time. she said yes. So I said I'll come back later. LOL I felt bad for them, becasue I woked them up, after they had a whiled night of god who knows what.

Answer 2

In all my years in the Ministry, going from house to house, I have never encounter a hostile disagreement face-to-face, as in your explanations that you give when a Witness comes to your door. You people have a fantasy mind, Hyponym: bubble, dream, fairyland, fantasy life, fantasy world, ignis fatuus, phantasy life, phantasy world, pipe dream, science fiction, will-o'-the-wisp, wishful thinking. Most of your explanations are nothing more than untruths. Which you have never said or did, you just like to toot your horn.

When I go from house to house, someone may tell me that they are on the phone, busy, or not interested, I simply say, “maybe some other time” and have a nice day, go to the next home, there is always someone that is nice & wants to talk about God's Word.

For those that say they come to the door “nude” all I would say is “you must be missing some brain cells” because no one in their right mind would deliberately come to the front door because of a Religious Organization knocking or ringing doorbell. By the way, each State has facilities, a building or place that provides a particular service, that take care of people like this, they are called a “Mental Institute.”

Answer 3

Why should you complicate? You could simply say that you are not interested.

Jehovah is the Almighty God. So, "look smug and tell them that your God can beat up their God " is an offense to the Creator of the Universe.

"I am God Almighty." -- Genesis 17:1

Someone who has "a few copies of "The Watchtower" scattered around" is probably interested in what they say.

The Bible says to preach to people from all nations, thus the fact that someone might have another religion won't impede Jehovah's Witnesses to share him the good news (of course if that person desires).


http://www.watchtower.org/e/20011015/article_02.htm

Answer 4

At times, a question such as this will elicit dozens and dozens of elaborate schemes to spare a householder an unwanted conversation with Jehovah's Witness door-to-door ministers.

All such schemes are a complete and utter waste of time!

Many of your neighbors have figured it out, and it's really quite simple:
1. Open the door
2. Smile (optional)
3. Ask "Jehovah's Witness?"
4. Receive affirmation
5. Say, "Thank you, but I'm not interested"
6. Gently close the door (slamming is rude, but your prerogative)

Please recognize that Jehovah's Witnesses are not primarily interested in converts, but in working to obey Jesus' command to preach (Matt 24:14; Matt 28:19,20).

Learn more:
http://watchtower.co.uk/e/jt/index.htm?article=article_04.htm
http://jw-media.org/people/ministry.htm

Answer 5

you do no longer sound like a creep, only somebody who's pissed off. We admire your maximum appropriate to have self belief in God or to no longer have self belief. we don't decide directly to talk or argue any element. in case you place up a no trespassing we can't enter your backyard or knock on your door. For all of those that decide directly to demonstrate themselves to infants...it extremely is only unusual. maximum persons have infants and that they go out with us to fulfill our acquaintances and talk. Do you answer your door at Halloween bare and swinging your factor on the youngsters while they knock? Is it any possibility to demonstrate your self? only curious. What a perverted factor to declare. Hummm besides, we attempt to be well mannered so only asking to be positioned on a do no longer call record and posting the sign will artwork.

Answer 6

"Answer every one of their questions with "What do you mean by that?" This might take a while, but you and your loved ones can have fun placing bets on how long it takes for them to leave."

This is my favorite. You are right it might take awhile but it could be worth the laughs.

I had a telemarketer on the phone for over 30 minutes because I simply wanted to know why I couldn't accept their free phone and go somewhere else to get a plan for minutes. The telemarketer finally hung up on me. I just wanted to see how long she would stay on the phone.

Answer 7

regardless of what people do Jehovah's will is going to get done=] and i cant wait because the vengeance is his.

Answer 8

Ha, I like the ask them for their address answer. Actually, my grandpa told them he was Catholic (he wasn't really), and no matter how many times they were back in the neighborhood, they never bothered him again.

Answer 9

Um, not humorous. Might've been funny if it wasn't copied from others.

Answer 10

Tell them you're a satanist