Today my baby girl's 18th birthday... I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those dang payments!
So I calls my baby girl, to comes to my house, and when she get there, I told her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she EVER be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."
So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.
Baby girl walk through the door... I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"
She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" .... and watch the 'spression on yo face.
2007-12-03 07:27:40 · 12 answers · asked by Roxy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
STAR 4 YOU!!! EXCELLENT JOKE! p.s. You my baby`s momma?
2007-12-03 07:33:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Kinda funny! 8/10!
2007-12-03 15:57:30 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
18 years, 18 years, and on her 18th birthday found out it wasn't his...
Golddigger - Kanye West.
2007-12-03 15:50:37 · answer #3 · answered by c_o_ldbr_ai_n 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke.
2007-12-03 20:16:54 · answer #4 · answered by Widgi 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Met my wife have you.lol and star
2007-12-03 15:35:51 · answer #5 · answered by monkeynuts 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's really funny!!! i like the 'spression espcially.
2007-12-03 15:35:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol that was a good one
2007-12-03 15:47:03 · answer #7 · answered by ~$~Ace~$~ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-12-03 15:39:49 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that's cool!
2007-12-03 15:56:19 · answer #9 · answered by krixty 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
dum!!
2007-12-03 15:30:53 · answer #10 · answered by anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋