As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the
usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a
minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Why does Santa have a garden?
So he can HO!HO!HO!
What does Santa Claus do in his garden?
Hoe, hoe, hoe!
My stockings were hanging by the chimney with care,
I'd been wearing them for months and they needed the air.
Did you hear about the family who owned an English pointer
and an Irish setter?
The dogs get together at Christmas time and have pointsetters.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get??
Missile toe!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
What did Santa Claus to all the toys on Christmas Eve?
"Okay everybody! Time to hit the sack!"
Why does Scrooge love all of Santa's reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.
Did Adam celebrate Christmas in the garden of Eden?
Sure, haven't you ever heard of Christmas Eve?
Where do elves go to vote?
The North Poll.
Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
Who likes to drink reindeer milk every morning for breakfast?
A baby reindeer.
If the day before Christmas is called Christmas Eve, what is
the day after Christmas called?
December 26th.
What do they call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
Why does Santa Claus put coal in the stockings of bad little
boys and girls?
Because heating oil would leak out the bottom.
What is a big as Santa but weighs less than a feather?
Santa's shadow.
Why won't Santa eat Twinkies?
He would rather eat Ho-Hos.
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter "Y".
What happens when a Irish Setter and a Pointer kiss under
the mistletoe?
You get a Pointsetter.
What is red and white and black all over?
Santa Claus covered in ashes.
2007-12-03 07:16:40 · 15 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha very funny and funnier still someone replying ''not funny'' I feel sorry for their family lol
2007-12-03 09:33:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey Rose: Did you the most popular Christmas Song in San Francisco is " I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus".
2007-12-03 08:39:06 · answer #2 · answered by hoobadooba 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
jogs my memory of christmas 30 unusual years in the past the place did u dig them out from are you a vicar or a cub scout chief or instructor those jokes are so tame they're made for the pre ~born they don't seem to be even for little ones humour
2016-10-10 04:06:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-03 12:20:39 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahhahahaha love this joke i wish i could give u a 100 stars 4 this joke LOL
2007-12-03 07:19:11 · answer #5 · answered by wwe52256 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one
2007-12-03 07:20:23 · answer #6 · answered by Freakin 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
I liked them so 10/10 Rose.!!!
Cheers for a smile.!!
2007-12-03 10:29:56 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The first couple were cute, then it gets kinda old.
Way too many of them.
2007-12-03 07:25:46 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hehehe, another quality posting hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-03 10:06:46 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great. Very funny!!!
2007-12-03 07:56:30 · answer #10 · answered by Paulus 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋