Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water.
She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland." Hillary says, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane."
The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." Hillary says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"
Hillary is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like your handicapped."The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your *** from drowning."
2007-12-03 05:49:43 · 9 answers · asked by this screaming inside my head 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The first really good laugh I've had today, thanx!
2007-12-03 06:12:56 · answer #1 · answered by MikeyG 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man this one is good i wonder who came up with it originally!?
2007-12-03 06:19:17 · answer #2 · answered by naruto_fan JC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! LOL! And I'm a democrat, and that's still funny as hell!
2007-12-03 06:14:38 · answer #3 · answered by bluecandie16 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! attempt this one..... next time you circulate bowling take a black marble, positioned it the place they wash the balls, call the manger over and say "You gotten smaller my ball!!!" the 1st 5-10 seconds are hilarious!!!
2016-10-10 03:58:47 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-12-03 05:53:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dad's gonna get you!!
2007-12-03 06:17:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow!!!
Superior one !!
2007-12-03 06:12:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-03 05:53:57 · answer #8 · answered by Nate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...really....star.
2007-12-03 05:55:23 · answer #9 · answered by Tara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋