A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front
of the Pearly Gates, He saw a huge wall of clocks
behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands
on your clock move."
"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?" "That's
Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter. "The hands have
never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that
one?" Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's
clock.? The hands have moved twice, telling us that
Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it
as a ceiling fan".
2007-12-03 05:49:02 · 7 answers · asked by this screaming inside my head 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! 100!
2007-12-03 06:22:28 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!
2007-12-03 14:17:10 · answer #2 · answered by naruto_fan JC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it!
2007-12-03 14:18:15 · answer #3 · answered by Santa's helper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
2007-12-03 13:52:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, pretty good
2007-12-03 13:53:05 · answer #5 · answered by Nate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-03 13:51:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
:)
2007-12-03 13:54:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋