Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie,"
Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people,"
Ho! I really don't want to do that.
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
2007-12-03 05:47:01 · 7 answers · asked by this screaming inside my head 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-12-03 05:51:35 · answer #1 · answered by Nate 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
While boarding Marine-1, the Presidential helicopter, then President, Bill Clinton was carrying a pig under each arm.
The Marine guard snapped a salute and said, "Nice pigs, Sir!"
President Clinton replied, "Corporal, you should know that these aren't just pigs. These are prime, pure bred, Arkansas Razorbacks. I've got one for Chelsea and one for Hillary."
The Marine, not having released his salute, answered, "Wow. Nice trade, Sir!"
2007-12-03 14:58:30 · answer #2 · answered by RTO Trainer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
Funny.
2007-12-03 20:20:32 · answer #3 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First I tought that is a canadian joke.
2007-12-03 13:59:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that Abraham!!lol
2007-12-03 14:20:23 · answer #5 · answered by Santa's helper 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha!
2007-12-03 14:20:29 · answer #6 · answered by naruto_fan JC 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't get it...
2007-12-03 14:17:09 · answer #7 · answered by gatsgrl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋