Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One.
Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."
Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy".
Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, "Of course, then, I could throw one-hundred $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy."
2007-12-03 05:36:17 · 15 answers · asked by this screaming inside my head 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awesome (star)
2007-12-03 08:16:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome joke!
One quick problem. The President and Vice President never travel on the same plane.
2007-12-03 05:41:35 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one. checkout this joke: A woman posts an ad in the newspaper that looks like this… “Looking for man with these qualifications: won’t beat me up, or run away from me, and is great in bed.” She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but one in particular stood out. After giving the man her address, he came to her house. She opening the door for him and the man said, “Hi, I’m Bob. I have no arms so I won’t beat you up and no legs so I won’t run away.” So the lady says, “What makes you think you are great in bed?” Bob replies, “I rang the door bell didn’t I?”
2016-04-07 05:54:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-03 06:36:21 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which one is a bigger joke, that or a prez and a vice prez never travels on the same plane?
2007-12-03 06:07:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the first thing I've heard all day that actually made me laugh out loud! Star to you.
2007-12-03 05:40:22 · answer #6 · answered by ~Think About It~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whew this one is a doozy! hahahaha! It would make the whole country happy.
2007-12-03 06:23:14 · answer #7 · answered by naruto_fan JC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, this is the best political joke I have seen in a while, here's a star for you :)
2007-12-03 07:12:37 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. Ray Langston 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one!!! very good & very funny!! 10/10
2007-12-03 05:40:55 · answer #9 · answered by Ĕrotic Ńightmare 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10, star, hilarious.
2007-12-03 05:44:37 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋