A little boy wanted $100 very badly, so he prayed every night for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided he would just write the Lord a letter and ask him directly for the $100.
When the post office received the letter addressed to "GOD, U.S.A.," they decided to forward it to President Clinton. The President was so touched and impressed with the boy's nerve that he showed it to Hillary. She said, "This could be good P.R., Bill. Go ahead and send the kid some money." The President told his secretary to send the boy $5.00. He thought this would seem like a lot of money to the little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat right down to write a thank you letter to God. It read as follows:
Dear God,
Thank you for sending me the money I rquested. However, I see you send the money through Washington, D.C. and, as usual, that bastard Clinton took 95% of it.
2007-12-03 05:33:54 · 11 answers · asked by this screaming inside my head 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Maybe that inspired Hillary to run for Bill's old job in the whitehouse. Another way to generate money from the working class.
2007-12-03 05:42:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-03 06:36:59 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee. That's cute. Hey, since u brought it up... Israel gets I-forgot-how-many letters addressed to 'God'. They send them to the Wailing Wall and put them in the cracks in the wall.
2007-12-03 05:39:20 · answer #3 · answered by Ra M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Funny.
2007-12-03 05:47:27 · answer #4 · answered by gatsgrl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-12-03 07:22:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard this one before but it is one of my most favorites!
2007-12-03 06:25:21 · answer #6 · answered by naruto_fan JC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good stuff! Finally, someone realized the truth!
2016-05-28 00:17:11 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA, thats funny. Its great to see someone baggin on him ( I HATE CLINTON).
2007-12-03 05:38:29 · answer #8 · answered by mythlvr0821 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol good 1!
2007-12-03 10:14:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, star.
made me laugh ,thnx.
2007-12-03 05:43:51 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋