A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the army. His lover, Wally, is really worried about his man being unfaithful, so he asks him to tattoo his name to his penis....He agrees, and does so. When his penis isn't erect you can see the letters W and Y. Wally, feeling secure knowing that his name is tattooed on his lover's penis says good-bye to his lover as he leaves for Jamaica.
One day, while in Jamaica the guy is at this urinal and a black Jamaican comes and stands at the urinal next to him...The white guy happens to notice that the Jamaican also has a tattoo on his penis and he could see the letters W and Y, so he says to the Jamaican,
"WOW , that's really interesting I guess you have a lover named Wally too."
And the Jamaican looks at him with a puzzled look and then stretches out his penis and it says, "Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day!"
2007-12-03 05:15:59 · 14 answers · asked by jockman432004 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i have ludo tatooed on mine, when its stiff it spells llandidno. i have also got a tigers head and body on my left upper arm and shoulder if you put your hand in my left hand pocket you can feel his tail ha ha ha ha
2007-12-03 07:05:53 · answer #1 · answered by compo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-03 06:43:11 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i grew up in Jamaica
2016-05-28 00:15:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhh the great mith some of them could just fit W Y on it,,believe,,,haha
2007-12-03 05:24:27 · answer #4 · answered by kimble 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that guy must have a big penis to fit all that on there.
2007-12-03 06:01:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, still funny =P
2007-12-03 06:41:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey im italian answer i dont speak english merry christmas!
2007-12-03 05:23:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very funny lol at work everyone is looking
2007-12-03 05:20:12 · answer #8 · answered by Shawanna W 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Big Rasta man, lol.!!!
Good one so 10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!
2007-12-03 11:06:34 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi jock man, very good
2007-12-03 10:26:53 · answer #10 · answered by bluebrancall 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋