Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)
Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,
From my mouth, drool is glist’nin’,
I’m happy — although
My boss let me go –
Happily addicted to the Web.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There’s beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web!
Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, “Yo, man!
Don’t you know tonight’s the senior prom?”
With a listless shrug, I mutter “No, man;
I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com!”
I don’t phone, don’t send faxes,
Don’t go out, don’t pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I’m happily addicted to the Web!
Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to the Weeeeeb!!! (Yeah!)
2007-12-03 05:10:45 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
web not wed...Oops
2007-12-03 05:14:34 · update #1
lol, star awarded,
well done.
2007-12-03 05:37:13 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My step sister had a winter wedding in Jan one year. They found a lot of stuff of course, since this is the holiday season. One thing I can tell you, they went to the dollar store and bought a bunch of plastic snowflakes with glitter on them and they hung those on the ceiling in the reception room. They were also able to find cheap candles with snowflakes on them. If you could incorporate snowflakes, silver, that kind of thing into your theme, there are some ideas. And yes, I agree, JoAnne's Fabrics has a lot. And if you go bargain hunting, you'll be surprised what you can find.
2016-04-07 05:51:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heres my version....lol
(sung to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland)
Dogs tags ringing, are you listening'?
In the lane, snow is glistening'.
It's yellow, not white -- I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, it's my property!
Marked up as my winter wonderland."
In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man,
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!
Straight from me to the fence post,
flows my natural incense boast;
"Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth,
I mark it as my winter wonderland."
2007-12-03 08:08:21 · answer #3 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 100!
2007-12-03 06:38:23 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny and oh so true..i'm at work know on the web
2007-12-03 05:23:23 · answer #5 · answered by Shawanna W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-03 10:19:55 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good Doris.!!!
Cheers for a smile.!!
2007-12-03 11:18:52 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
merry christmas web addict!
2007-12-03 05:15:17 · answer #8 · answered by ju 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.like itlol
2007-12-03 16:55:38 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
super girl.
2007-12-03 05:15:08 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋