if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping......................... This letter was recently sent by super market's Head Office to a customer in
Somewhereshire Dear Mrs. ....,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
2007-12-03 05:05:41 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and pretended to eat it.
9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.
10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,assumed the foetal position and screamed
2007-12-03 05:06:27 · update #1
"NO! NO! It's those voices again ''
And last, but not least:
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."
Yours sincerely,
Charles Brown
Store Manager
2007-12-03 05:06:58 · update #2
ha ha ha!!! have a star!
2007-12-03 06:04:13 · answer #1 · answered by dom c 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha Soooo Funny Love It..Can't Stop Laughing Hahahaha
2007-12-03 13:16:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol tht was really fun, BUT I HATE U 4 IT, bcs i send this to my GF, i mean fiance, and guess wht her reply was:
"oh, dear beloved one:
we r going 2 shop in Canad this weekend, just in case tht u have any crazy ideas,
u'll have to do better than tht, to escape shopping.
and i guess tht u have to cancel all ur schedule with ur friends 4 this weekend and u'll have 2 listen 4 more than 4 hrs to my favorite singer, which i know how much u love "Celine Dion"
Best Wishes:
ur love
R.K"
i have football matches to watch with my friends and pokers this weekend.
i have begged her all the week 4 it, and now thx 2 u, it has been canceled.
Oh my gosh, i'm gonna die listening to tht awful singer.
i hope tht i catch a flu before the weekend.
2007-12-04 04:18:55 · answer #3 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-03 14:39:23 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol number 10 is my favorite, a local radio station had this on the air years ago. They called it things to do while you're waiting for your wife to shop.
2007-12-03 13:19:20 · answer #5 · answered by Nate 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oops you are picking on the poor wives today. hahahahaha
2007-12-04 03:36:14 · answer #6 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10.lol
2007-12-04 00:51:38 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! That's funny! I may just have to share that with some people!
2007-12-03 13:10:08 · answer #8 · answered by lg_ncsu 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-03 13:09:00 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Charles Brown isn't doing a very good job.... lol
NICE ONE!!!
2007-12-04 12:58:49 · answer #10 · answered by ThE LaST HoRcRuX 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha made me lol at work you get a star
2007-12-03 13:11:44 · answer #11 · answered by Shawanna W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋