TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Boll*cks.
BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
A*SMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get scre*ed and die.
SINBAD. single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS. Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BOBFOC. Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
BRITNEY SPEARS. Modern Slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britneys please"
2007-12-03 04:57:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in there worth seeing.
MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
NELSON MAN*ELA. Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager)
PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks
SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person
SWAMP-DONKEY. A deeply unattractive woman
TART FUEL. Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women
2007-12-03 04:57:51 · update #1
lmao, I loved the salad dodger one
2007-12-03 05:50:39 · answer #1 · answered by Nate 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha xx
2007-12-03 05:22:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!
Brilliant, especially like the millenium domes!
Star for you!
2007-12-03 05:01:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It took you to update the dictionary. hahaha
2007-12-03 19:34:50 · answer #4 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-03 05:10:06 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aussie kiss, very clever
2007-12-03 06:52:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are great - you should send them to urbandictionary.com
2007-12-03 05:11:54 · answer #7 · answered by orangecat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmslol funny
all were good
star
2007-12-03 23:23:17 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, funny.
2007-12-03 05:19:29 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.lol
2007-12-03 16:49:44 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋