A man was about to be married and his father sat down with son to have a talk. He told his son that on his wedding night he took off his pants and handed them to his wife and said "Try these on." She did and said they were too big. "That's right, I am the man and I wear the pants." And ever since they had a great marriage. The son said he was going to do the same. On his wedding night he took off his pants and handed them to his wife and told her to try them on. She did and said they were too big. "Exactly!, I am the man and I wear the pants!" The wife took off her pants and handed them to her husband and said "Try these on" He tried to put them on couldn't. "I can't get them on" he told her. She looked at him seriously and said "That's right, and you won't ever get into them if you don't change your attitude!"
2007-12-03 04:56:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it!
2007-12-03 05:21:34 · answer #1 · answered by Lady of the Garlic Elves 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never handed my wife my pants but I still have trouble getting in hers!!!!!LOL Good joke. I love good humor!!
2007-12-03 13:26:57 · answer #2 · answered by Paulus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this and it was even great to hear it again but where is the question.
2007-12-03 13:03:30 · answer #3 · answered by Vctory 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awsome lol
very very gd comeback :P
2007-12-03 13:24:20 · answer #4 · answered by Unseelie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats right
2007-12-03 13:15:34 · answer #5 · answered by Shawanna W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, very funny.
2007-12-03 13:26:03 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so..!!
2007-12-03 13:06:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋