Did you get your email? One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on. So God called one of the angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.
When she returned, she told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not"
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion"
So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good "
God was not pleased so He decided to e-mail the 5% who were being good because he wanted to encourage them give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?.................................
Just wondering... I didn't get one either....
2007-12-03 04:12:41 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA, HA, HA!!
Got me going there!!
Good one!!
Thanks for sharing!! + *
2007-12-03 04:17:17 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is not an angels joke!!!!! lmao
hahaha only joking
how did you know i didnt get an email, oh i remember im the angel so i wouldnt get an email anyway, thankyou!! star4u
2007-12-03 12:54:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh shucks! that was a good one. That makes two of us. I am too yet to receive the mail.
2007-12-04 04:03:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one Mechelle.!!!
It said spread his word and peace and goodwill to all on Earth.!!!
Cheers lady.!!
2007-12-03 19:47:07 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it! Out of this world! lol.
2007-12-03 19:15:52 · answer #5 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-03 12:33:32 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got like four, and i had just stolen something so i think someone forwarded it to me. ...but they were all addressed from god...
2007-12-03 12:20:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,LOL,LOL,
Star for you, and thnx for sharing.
Hilarious and 10/10.
2007-12-03 13:55:21 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute.
2007-12-03 12:22:12 · answer #9 · answered by waia2000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA...I didn't get it either...shoot, I thought I'd be in the 5% portion! LOL
Thanks for sharing!
2007-12-03 12:32:08 · answer #10 · answered by Diana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋