Did you know gravity is a lie just as evolution?

Question

For centuries, scientists want to know why we stay on earth and they attribute it to some kinda spooky invisible force caled 'gravity'. lol lol lol, scientists fail as always.

Traditional scientists admit that they cannot explain how gravitation is supposed to work. They cant see it or prove it but scientists are good liars as we all know.

But according to our great Creation Scientist Rev. Gabriel Burdett.. We don't stay on earth because of gravity but because of our sins.

Its God's power that keeps us down and not some invisible fabric, which makes no sense at all.

And scientists will never be able to find unified theory of all forces because that unified force is not gravity or electromagnatism..... the unified force is Jesus!

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512

Answer 1

No offense but you will be shot down at least ten times in less than two minutes.

Answer 2

Well, that is absurd but many believe that gravity is more about the motion than the actual pull of objects. That is, that the motion of the earth, (spinning and the orbit motion ) keep us in place.

Some believe that simple mass by itself has no gravity. And so if the earth falls into the Sun it would be because the earth stopped moving and the motion of the the Sun, not gravity, would pull it in. Like the weightless feeling on a roller-coaster which is, no doubt, caused by motion.

Of course, the law of gravity applies, whether it is caused by the mass or motion.

Answer 3

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh my "god!" Where in the hell did you get that ridiculous idea!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Wow, you are deluded by the religious mind-virus my friend. If scientists are liars, then next time you break a limb or get a disease, you aren't going to the hospital? Doctors learned from science and scientific principals were discovered by....scientists, so what the hell would you do? SINS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Wow everyone, sins make us stay on earth. So I guess the pope should be floating off into space any minute now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Answer 4

Good to see that another person gets all their serious news from the onion just like I do. The most truthful and honest news source since the national enquirer.

Answer 5

Okay dude...I'm a Christian minister and I still believe in gravity! There are some things science can prove...and I believe they have enough evidence to prove gravity...and there are somethings science can't prove (evolution). Science is all about replication. They have been able to replicate "electromagnetism" many times over...therefore, gravity must be a fact. However, evolution hasn't been replicated...therefore, they can't prove that it ever happened.

Answer 6

Lol, but if it's sins that hold us to the Earth I should be a whole lot heavier.

Answer 7

Thank Bess for sins or we'd all be flying into space, what keeps trees and plants on the ground, they don't sin?

Answer 8

gravity IS a lie.

it is not "god's" power, it is the noodly appendages of the flying spaghetti monster.

the proof is that people are taller nowadays and there are more people- so naturally there are less noodly appendages going around- that is why we are taller.

don't blasphemy the allmighty fsm!

Answer 9

Hi....

'Did you know gravity is a lie just as evolution?'


That's the Best joke ive heard for a long time!!!

HA! HA! HA! .... X)

Answer 10

Gravity is God's hand, you blamphemer! bahahahahhaa
Obey the Cosmic Hand! muahahahah oh wait, that's the laws of physics.