what do you do if you are out an about in public and your crack gets itchy? do you just scratch away? or do you invent silly walks to try to get the two cheeks to rub out the itch? lol.... come on people, dont be shy!
2007-12-03 03:47:37 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
jo..... thats where i got the inspiration. i love that man!!!
soooooo funny!!!
2007-12-03 03:57:00 · update #1
i clench real tight then i kick my left leg out, almost like a side step, quite graceful actually
2007-12-03 03:50:02 · answer #1 · answered by King James 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Be discreet and scratch if you must but you should also try to find out WHY your butt itches. Finding the cause of the itch may eliminate embarrassing moments for you and those that witness your dilemma. One of the most common reasons for an itch in the crack is poor butt wiping after you make doo-doo. when you wipe your ***, and you think your clean, take the time to check the toilet paper after the last wipe. if you see the slightest skid mark, wipe again. do this until you are thoroughly clean. sometimes the skid mark can cause irritation to the skin that makes you want to scratch. Hope this helps.
2007-12-03 04:06:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I pull up my pants where the crack is and rotate my pelvis in and out until I scratch the itchy part
2007-12-03 03:52:07 · answer #3 · answered by R. Guetive 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't say it's happened to me that I can think of...
but if it did 1) I usually wear a long coat so it would be subtle lol & 2) I always wear thongs so a bit of a tug at the top should do the trick lol
2007-12-03 03:51:07 · answer #4 · answered by Meeeee! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-30 10:53:42 · answer #5 · answered by drown 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to get somewhere private and relieve the itch, but WASH YOUR HANDS! I'm so sick of the lack of hand washing. We all get itches, and there's no shame in your question being asked.
2007-12-03 05:19:10 · answer #6 · answered by nicoleigh_hampton 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, i wasnt going to answer this, but the more I read the responses the funniest thing happened.....my crack is now itching like crazy!!!!! Erg!!!
2007-12-03 04:11:40 · answer #7 · answered by Bad Answer Queen 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well i would probably invent silly walks until i got to a bathroom then i would scratch away lol.
2007-12-03 03:50:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I love vulgar questions. I try to be subtle about scratching, but it's better then lurching drunkenly down the sidewalk to "rub" an itch out :) Thanks!
2007-12-03 03:50:17 · answer #9 · answered by Stormy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Read chapter 2 of my book: "Vulgar Questions Not Worth Answering". May be out of print now.
2007-12-03 03:51:56 · answer #10 · answered by BC 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I rub my crack on a public drinking fountain. It usually works.
2007-12-03 03:50:54 · answer #11 · answered by guyster 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋