God is tired, worn out. So he speaks to St. Peter, "You know, I need a vacation. Got any suggestions where I should go?"
St. Peter, thinking, nods his head, then says, "How about Jupiter? It's nice and warm there this time of the year."
God shakes His head before saying, "No. Too much gravity. You know how that hurts my back."
"Hmmm," St. Peter reflects. "Well, how about Mercury?"
"No way!" God mutters, "It's way too hot for me there!"
"I've got it," St. Peter says, his face lighting up. "How about going Down to Earth for your vacation?"
Chuckling, God remarks, "Are you kidding? Two thousand years ago I went there, had an affair with some nice Jewish girl, and they're STILL talking about it!"
2007-12-03 03:41:42 · 28 answers · asked by LetsGetReal 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*applause*
Have a star on me *
2007-12-03 04:17:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Not very convincing. Those of us who are atheist have just as much a reason to live as those of us who are theist. I doubt this was any different thousands of years ago. Having said that, however, certainly god belief does have some sort of evolutionary basis; otherwise, it wouldn't have such a profound effect on most of humanity. The question is, though, is god belief a genetic trait in and of itself or is it the by-product of another genetic trait?
2016-05-27 23:57:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is pretty funny. Not too sacrilegious. One weird thought, if you made this joke with Allah and Mohammad, some cleric would declare the death penalty for you. Sad.
I'm not sure on how God will take all the jokes on judgment day. I'm sure he has a sense of humor. We just don't know where the line is between funny and sacrilege.
2007-12-03 03:53:29 · answer #3 · answered by Richard F 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
It's a joke OK. I don't it is slap your knee funny. it is one that you can tell any were and should not offend any one. of course there are people that just like actting offended all of the time.
2007-12-03 03:58:22 · answer #4 · answered by blackheart_987 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You see, God is just like another celebrity, except in His case, the paparazzi are the entirety of the human race...more than a little awkward...
Love the joke, don't let the naysayers keep you down...
2007-12-03 03:49:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
Nice one...LOL..
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2007-12-03 08:24:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! FUNNY!
You get a star.
And those who are offended need to lighten up (in my humble opinion, of course).
2007-12-03 05:24:51 · answer #7 · answered by SINDY 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cute.
2007-12-03 11:01:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Dan Brown would be proud of you.
2007-12-03 04:12:57 · answer #9 · answered by Andre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im Roman Catholic
If your asking if this is offensive... I say no just bc its only playing on the idea the jesus is the son of God...
And yeah thought it was pretty funny
2007-12-03 03:45:24 · answer #10 · answered by Mia CS 2 · 7⤊ 4⤋
I like it! I think you'd like Mr Deity (www.mrdeity.com).
2007-12-03 04:56:03 · answer #11 · answered by garik 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋