A couple had twins ;they named them Tin and Martin
Again they had twins and named them Peter and Repeater
Again they had twins and named them Max and Climax
Again the same. the disgusted couple named them Tired and Retired.
2007-12-03 03:14:58 · 29 answers · asked by nikita rai 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This was very corny.
2007-12-03 03:42:24 · answer #1 · answered by cobanalee.solomon 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Delta Airlines
At the airport for a trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying,
"We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41."
So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41.
Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570
would in fact be boarding from Gate 35. So again we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate.
Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke "Thank You for participating in Delta's physical fitness program."
2007-12-04 12:12:07 · answer #2 · answered by santhosh g 1 · 5⤊ 2⤋
The End?
2007-12-03 11:36:20 · answer #3 · answered by PARTHA S 2 · 5⤊ 3⤋
I think you should find some better, funnier jokes, because this was not funny.
2007-12-10 11:37:44 · answer #4 · answered by The News Comic 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
This joke sucked.
2007-12-03 11:56:41 · answer #5 · answered by gurbeeday 1 · 5⤊ 2⤋
If again the same, name them Pension and Tension
Last recurrence will be named Penultimate and Ultimate..
2007-12-03 11:28:34 · answer #6 · answered by chidambaram k 6 · 1⤊ 7⤋
lolz i feel sorry for retired sounds like retarded
2007-12-03 23:48:28 · answer #7 · answered by ..... 2 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Funny joke, nice one.
2007-12-03 12:08:04 · answer #8 · answered by Widgi 7 · 1⤊ 5⤋
I did not like this one. Do you have any better jokes?
2007-12-03 11:53:06 · answer #9 · answered by peausohleen 2 · 5⤊ 3⤋
there was a twins named smarty & sweety . a girl with thz 2 qualities together is u b'lieve me baby
2007-12-03 11:29:20 · answer #10 · answered by streetrover 3 · 2⤊ 8⤋