A pretty blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.She mounts the horse,unassisted,and the horse immediately springs into action.
She gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace,but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror,she grips for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip.She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck,but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.The horse gallops along,seemingly impervious to it's slipping rider.
Finally,giving up her frail grip,the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately,her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground,she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune....
Bill,the Walmart greeter,sees her and unplugs the horse.
2007-12-03 03:14:03 · 11 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg! that is absolutely priceless. Great job!
2007-12-03 10:19:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is an awesome concept to get horses used to "spooky" products, and its plenty safer to try this in an section the place he has room to flee on a similar time as being risk-free, in preference to torturing him by way of having it by way of his stable (this could be a place the place he can bypass this is non violent and rigidity-unfastened) or encountering them once you're out and approximately. i could advise that your horse does this exercising unfastened/on a lunge line with a greater matured horse exhibiting him that everythings ok. by way of retaining him unfastened/on a lunge line your horse has the liberty to bypass faraway from the frightening products if he chooses without you being dragged excessively or injured. needless to say your horse should not be fastened for now. once you have the products interior the sector, commence with merely one merchandise at one end of the sector, and doubtless % the ingredient he famous least frightening. do no longer tension him to confirm what this is - walk him closer and closer till he choses to look at himself. possibly attempt to get the different horse to look at it, which will make him greater effective. be sure you maintain calm and quiet, and breathe slowly - horses easily %. up on any actual rigidity. compliment him for any advancements, and in basic terms while he's punctiliously effective with the 1st merchandise must you introduce yet another. some different products: Flags, roadwork indications, tarpaulin, cans, plastic bottles, packing containers, canines, unusual human beings, pram, vehicles, rubbish additionally you need to attempt walking over different surfaces: fence panels, metallic sheets (without sharp edges), etc. The advancements wont take place in one day on your horse, and could take months, yet I promise you it is going to paintings. continually end on a stable observe and strong success :)
2016-09-30 12:27:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
2007-12-03 03:23:32 · answer #3 · answered by Xerces 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious and unexpected
2007-12-03 03:35:26 · answer #4 · answered by chevdud97 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pure genius me lord
2007-12-03 03:27:21 · answer #5 · answered by Lancaster d 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Love it, well funny.
2007-12-03 04:08:33 · answer #6 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao:):) Thanks for a great laugh and a smile to carry all day:) A star for you is one well earned!
Thanks,
Rags37:):)
2007-12-03 03:47:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg that is the funniest thing eva!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-03 08:43:52 · answer #8 · answered by madiesmum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
xD xD xD xD xD
2007-12-03 03:24:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha made me laugh out loud!! thanks for that!!
2007-12-03 03:24:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋