2007-12-03 03:12:27 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, I mean monkey.
2007-12-03 04:34:09 · update #1
According to some, I am the root of all evil.
It's a mantle I wear with pride.
2007-12-03 04:16:58 · answer #1 · answered by ►solo 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Once upon a time, the Buddha came into the world as a Monkey King and ruled over 80,000 monkeys. He was very tall and strong and had wisdom like the sun. In his kingdom on the banks of the Ganges River, there was a mango tree as big as the moon. The 80,000 monkeys jumped from branch to branch chattering and eating the lovely fruit that was big and sweet and delicious. Sometimes a ripe mango fell into the river.
One day, the Monkey King strolled downstream and came upon a river palace where a human king lived. "Soon danger will come if the mangoes float downstream," he told the monkeys. "Pick all the mangoes and flowers on the trees and take them deep into the forest."
But one mango, hidden by a bird's nest, was left unseen by the 80,000 monkeys. When it was large and ripe, it fell into the river and floated downstream where the human king was bathing.
The human king, who was very curious, tasted the beautiful mango. "This is delicious!' he exclaimed. "I must have more. Servants, find all the mangoes and bring them to me at once!"
Deep in the forest, the servants found hundreds of mango trees. In the trees were the 80,000 monkeys. When the human king heard about the monkeys, he was very angry, "The monkeys are eating my mangoes. Kill them all!" he ordered his archers.
"Very well," said the archers and chased the monkeys to the edge of the forest where they came to a deep cliff. There was no way for the monkeys to escape. Shivering with fright, they ran to the Monkey King asked, "What shall we do?"
"Don't be afraid. I will save you," said their king. Quickly, he stretched his huge body as far as possible and made a bridge over the cliff to a bamboo grove on the other side.
"Come monkeys, run across my back to the bamboo grove," he called. And so the 80,000 monkeys escaped.
The human king watched all that happened. He was amazed, "This Monkey King has risked his life to save his whole troop! And all I'm doing is being selfish. I have learned a great lesson." Then he called to his archers, "Put down your bows. It isn't right to kill this King of Monkeys."
Forgetting about the mangoes, the human king went back to his palace by the river and ruled kindly and wisely for the rest of his life.
2007-12-03 05:26:13 · answer #2 · answered by Frst Grade Rocks! Ω 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Only the evil monkey from Family Guy.
2007-12-03 03:17:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Monkey is the square root of all evil.
2007-12-03 05:56:54 · answer #4 · answered by Dr D 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes. To prove this plant a monkey in the ground. It will become the root of a tree that is all evil. :)
2007-12-03 03:15:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Science has never proven the existence of monkeys.
2007-12-03 03:18:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Enough monkey business already.
2007-12-03 04:08:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
rebel if the monkey uses sign language to communicate about God then the atheist scientist would surely gas the poor chimp
2007-12-03 03:19:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Touch my monkey.
2007-12-03 03:27:49 · answer #9 · answered by Murazor 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Monkey makes me do bad...
naughty monkey!
2007-12-03 03:15:04 · answer #10 · answered by Sly Phi AM 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋