Evilutionists: Why do you lie about 'lottery winners'?

Question

As part of your wicked conspiracy to get people to accept evolution, you'd like us to believe that people can win lotteries.

THIS IS CLEARLY IMPOSSIBLE! The odds against someone choosing even HALF of the correct numbers are astronomical! EVERY SINGLE NUMBER can be one of 50-100 possible choices. And to win an average lottery requires a person to pick the EXACT right choice - SIX to EIGHT TIMES! Even if I played the lottery every week FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, I wouldn't win.

Can YOU guess them right?

I thought not! It's obviously impossible, as anyone with basic differential calculus can see. Nobody could be so lucky. It's obviously all part of an evil trick to make people think that chance mutations - that could benefit a species - are likely to happen.

Well, YOU CAN'T FOOL ME!

cd

Anyone wishing to refute my thesis must preface their answer with next week's numbers...

CD

Answer 1

They lie because they are evil.

Every lottery winner - every single one - has been an atheist PAID by the AM and the AC to pretend to be Christian. This way it looks like someone could have hit the jackpot by pure chance. This is what evilutionists do - every single thing they can to try and disprove the God whom they KNOW is sending their satanic souls to Hell.

This was a TERRIFIC question. Let's get the truth out there before the AM, the AC and the evilutionists take over the world!

Hail the dinosaurs! Hail creation! God bless! Achoo!

Answer 2

LMAO--are you trying to make foolishness a virtue? With a billion possible cominations of numbers--all it takes is 50,000,000 people buying one ticket a day. Within several weeks the probability of the correct number coming up approaches one. It is true one person may play their entire life and never win--but with the group as a whole--it is a virtual certainty that one person in the group will win. Your post hasn't defeated the concept of evolution--it's reinforced and supported it. Thank you so very much.

Answer 3

It takes more faith to believe that someone wins the lottery by pure chance than to believe that they won on the basis of an almighty lottery deity. It's statistically impossible to win the lottery, and so the fact that there are lottery winners proves that there's a lottery deity. And furthermore, there's the second law of thermodynamics.

Answer 4

We are all basically in that position, you or I could get killed or suddenly drop dead today, who knows, and £19M is life-changing money not only for him but if invested wisely could secure his family's future for generations. To be honest if this happened to me then I would be happy to be ill knowing that my children will be well cared for when I die. He is also lucky that the shock of winning didn't kill him, because if I won that money I'm sure I would have dropped dead in shock!

Answer 5

Wow. That was quite the outburst.

I'm not entirely sure the evolutionists lie about the lottery. I don't think creationists do either.

The lottery is a tax for people bad at math.

Answer 6

I got 4 out of 6 once for $150.

Answer 7

Oh, the irony!

:)


*edit*

Next week's Euro Million numbers (not too familiar with the american lotto :p)

14-27-31-38-45

3-7

Answer 8

Since I am agnostic, playing the lottery is my only form of church. I give my $1 to the man with the basket, he gives me a ticket, and I wait for god to give me a miracle. No lines, no waiting.

Answer 9

LOL I won a hundred dollar scratcher once.

Answer 10

I recognise this...*wink*
it would be nice to win it though....