A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: "Oh, $40 a year isn't too bad."
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife "It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for & your answer cannot take all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?"
The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for moment and then confessed. "Yes he did."
The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks "Who? Who was he?
Who was the father?"
2007-12-03 03:05:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband.
Then, finally, she says "You".
2007-12-03 03:06:15 · update #1
PMSL!!!
funniest one!!
gotta let me add you under your name so that i dont miss any of your funny jokes!!
starred!!
2007-12-03 10:43:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi My Friend, The first to are nice but the last one does stink!!! Not nice I would think..For the first 2 a Star,the last 1 a second change for Pete Sakes..Hehehe Your Friend, poppy1
2016-04-07 05:39:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crikey! Mz Diamond is going to have nine kids by another bloke as a "trick"?
2007-12-03 04:07:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that was funny Chris.!!!
4 times a year, lol poor woman.!!!
10/10.!!!
CHEERS MATE.!!
2007-12-03 11:58:17 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy S*** thats really funny
2007-12-03 04:12:30 · answer #5 · answered by chevdud97 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny, that also sounds like a trick I would play on my boyfriend, thanks for giving me an idea.
2007-12-03 03:18:35 · answer #6 · answered by Thick~Chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
omg that was great!
star4u
you made my day
2007-12-03 09:30:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could guess what happend..
2007-12-03 04:30:23 · answer #8 · answered by charlotte babes. 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL - Love It
2007-12-03 03:21:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are on a roll!!
Am cracking up here!!
* for you!!
2007-12-03 03:10:52 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋