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While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought George W. Bush was doing as President.
The old man said, "Ya know, Bush is a post turtle." Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was.

He said, "Did you ever drive down a country road and come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top? You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor thing"

2007-12-03 01:52:43 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

absolutely spot on, my young friend. thankyou,
star award

2007-12-03 04:15:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Funny, but No, I don't agree he is a post turtle. I think the Man worked very hard to get where he is. He has a great family. He looks to me like he is doing a damn good job considering all the problems we are having right now. He is diplomatic and honest. And.....we can sit here and argue about what is gonna happen, and the truth is only time will tell.

2016-04-07 05:32:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

that is spot on!!!
just shows what money lets you achieve even if you dont have an ounce of common sense!!
why did the americans vote for an idiot twice?
if blair made the same mistakes as bush do you think he would have survived another term? somehow i don't think so which is why he did a runner before any elections!!!

2007-12-03 02:20:41 · answer #3 · answered by hellooo!! can anybody help me? 2 · 1 0

That is funny and a great way to describe George Bush.

2007-12-03 01:58:10 · answer #4 · answered by Amy H 6 · 0 0

Funny! 10!

2007-12-03 02:12:29 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Ha ha ha.!!!
True and Funny Dodie so 10/10.!!!
Deserves a star but I'm all out so will star Tomorrow.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!

2007-12-03 12:31:29 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0 0

Ha Ha i like that one! i have one for you

Someone just give Bush a bj so we can impeach him already!

2007-12-03 01:56:42 · answer #7 · answered by catluvr 3 · 0 0

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

2007-12-03 02:05:48 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1 0

haha good one

2007-12-03 01:57:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny! lol

2007-12-03 02:43:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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