every day we pray before our soccer game
whats a good prayer or bible verse i can say?
2007-12-03 01:37:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i go to an all girl PRIVATE CATHOLIC school..
so please say positive things.. it is tradition to say a prayer for the game and after the game
2007-12-03 17:49:19 · update #1
The one you pray from your heart.
2007-12-03 01:42:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hello Zeus.
Excuse me for just a mo
I know that there are many more important problems in the world right now that you haven't got around to fixing yet BUT,being selfish, we need you to fix the game for us. At least fix the referee? Is this too much to ask for?
Your faithful idiot
Zorba.
2007-12-03 09:49:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray that God is far too busy working on the whole famine, disease and war thing to be answering prayers to help people win soccer games. ;)
2007-12-03 09:49:43 · answer #3 · answered by lapis 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"O Lord,
Please have mercy upon our ligaments, for wet grass in particular can truly screw them up if we doth hyperextend them,
and please have mercy upon the opposing team, for if we do kick them in the shins it will be mostly by accident, though some of our team will likely be aflame with team spirit and not malevolence.
Finally, please ensure our balls hit the mark with as many kicks as possible, so that we might party gloriously after the game at the pizza place. Amen."
2007-12-03 09:42:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Dear God, I know you don't have anything more important to be doing over in third world countries, so can you just make sure we win this one? The other team is also praying, but they aren't as cool as us. Thanks!"
2007-12-03 09:42:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dear Lord help me to catch this pass
Runn like hell and whip some ***.
Amen
2007-12-03 09:47:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You don't need prayers - don't wash your hair for a week and jump around the feild while hitting yourself in the head... screaming UNGA BUNGA UNGA BUNGA! while drooling...
2007-12-03 09:42:15 · answer #7 · answered by CubeScience 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Say anything you want, you're only talking to yourself.
2007-12-03 09:41:51 · answer #8 · answered by conservatives_suck_donkey_balls 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Thy WILL Be Done".
Peace and Blessings....
2007-12-03 09:40:57 · answer #9 · answered by Premaholic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God please grant us strength and Triumphant victory over our opponents.
2007-12-03 09:53:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋