This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100.
The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your hens pregnant. He's a real stud."
So the farmer takes him home and says, "It's your first day so take it slow, okay?"
The farmer puts Roy in the hen house and then hears all the hens crying and yelling. Roy nailed every one of those hens and then nailed a duck and a goose at a pond.
The next morning the farmer finds Roy lying dead with his legs sticking in the air and buzzards circling overhead.
The farmer says, "Roy, did you have to die?"
Roy says, "Quiet! They're about to land!"
2007-12-03 00:08:44 · 21 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's not funny......it's hilarious!! lmao :o}
2007-12-03 00:42:21 · answer #1 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet Roy gets a real buzz from playing 'dead'. Should be in a stud farm!! (yes, I know he's a rooster)
2016-04-07 05:27:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good M keep them coming a star
2007-12-03 00:11:50 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that Roy, hes always trying to sleep with something
2007-12-03 00:12:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
2007-12-03 00:11:55 · answer #5 · answered by Ali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OHhh hahaaha
2007-12-03 00:11:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, Roy's such a c o c k...
2007-12-03 00:12:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Going to s.h.a.g. them Buzzards too, lol.!!!
Excellent joke so 10/10.!!!
Cheers Mechelle.!!
2007-12-03 13:16:34 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, he wants more, pmsl hun
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2007-12-03 03:04:56 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie goldie great joke !
2007-12-03 02:48:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋