Two turtles go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener. The first turtle turns to the second and says, "You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer."
"No way," says the second. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food."
"I promise I won't," says the turtle. "Just hurry!"
Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the second turtle. Exasperated and starving, the first turtle digs into the sandwiches. Suddenly, the second turtle pops out from behind a rock and yells, "I knew it! I'm not f-cking going!"
2007-12-03 00:05:25 · 37 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG! Didn't expect that. Wonderous. Star.
2007-12-03 00:07:23 · answer #1 · answered by woundedblackroses 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-12-03 00:21:32 · answer #2 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2016-04-07 05:27:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good keep them coming and a Star
2007-12-03 00:13:52 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-12-03 00:10:28 · answer #5 · answered by Ali 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao im really laughing
lol tht is now my favorite joke thansk for the laugh so much!
2007-12-03 13:48:21 · answer #6 · answered by ☼emmababy☼ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA, oh my gosh, that was hillarious!!!!
the second turtle was freakin sweet, I loved it!
2007-12-03 00:08:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was soooooooooo funny, made me laugh, thankyou
have a star
2007-12-03 00:08:38 · answer #8 · answered by Karen R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!Joke of the day so far!
2007-12-03 00:08:56 · answer #9 · answered by Creepy Guy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha soooo funny thanx !
2007-12-03 02:54:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋