A man, called to an audit by the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. 'Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper.'
Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. 'Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie.'
Confused, the man went to his buddy, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. 'Let me tell you a story,'
Replied the buddy.
'A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. 'Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel.'
The man protested: 'What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?'
The buddy responded: "'No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed"
2007-12-03 00:01:42 · 17 answers · asked by crazy gal 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I loved it.You deserve a star 'cos you made my day.
2007-12-03 06:51:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is always as new as it has always been. Each & every moment is new, we just need to cherish it. Living in the present is not easy but it's possible & can make your life 100% enjoyable. The people who live in the past or worry about the future never realize the true value of life. Of course, everybody swings between the past & future, but the amount of time we devote to the present determines our quality of life. LIFE'S A PRECIOUS THING TO BE IGNORED, LIVE IT TO THE FULL OR YOU'LL BE BORED! LIVE LIFE KING SIZE, TILL YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES, FOR TOMORROW'S A DREAM & YESTERDAY IS NO MORE, IF YOU FEEL THE HEAT THEN RUN FOR THE ICE, 'COZ TODAY IS YOUR DAY WHEN YOU CAN SOAR, LEAVE ALL THE WORRIES BEHIND & YOU'LL FEEL NICE...!!!
2016-04-07 05:27:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one a star 4 you
2007-12-03 00:08:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good a start for you
2007-12-03 04:03:51 · answer #4 · answered by Mom of 2 w/ PCOS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its good but not worth giving a star
2007-12-03 00:48:36 · answer #5 · answered by vidi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very true! Lol. Nice one.
2007-12-03 00:05:23 · answer #6 · answered by woundedblackroses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-12-03 00:10:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I already heard this one.. Anyway here is your *****(star)
2007-12-03 00:26:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it is FUNNY!! Imao * for u
2007-12-03 00:28:00 · answer #9 · answered by Softball is my middle name! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one, here is your st*r
2007-12-03 00:05:15 · answer #10 · answered by M A N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋