STAR FOR HAHAHA PLS,,,,,,,,,
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. And since we KNOW they don't do a d***** thing, this leaves 19 million to do the work.
Four million are in the Armed Forces (i.e. let's soak up more tax dollars while we play "Doom"), which leaves 15 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.
There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And you're sitting there reading humor funnies.
No wonder I'm tired; I'm the doing ALL of the work myself!
2007-12-02 22:53:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry!! its this addiction that i have with YA!!!
i cant leave it alone!!
funny!!
starred!!
2007-12-02 23:56:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was terrible AND terribly offensive! To imply that government workers, and even worse, our MILITARY don't do any work is incredibly ignorant! I don't care if you didn't make the joke up; you told it. That's awful. And I know people are going to think I'm just too uptight or w/e, because it's 'just a joke'... But people (including people I love) DIE for you to have the right to make bad jokes, so yeah, I do take it a little more seriously.
It happened to be the first joke I've seen from you, but apparently you post a lot. Are they all like this?? : P
2007-12-02 23:48:54 · answer #2 · answered by Cycloppety-Clops 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah ur not ill help u 2!!!
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the "Birds and the Bees".
'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.'
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, When I was six, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny" speech.
At seven, I got the "There's no Tooth Fairy" speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa" speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for
tehehe see told u so but urs was good 2 extra hahahaha 4 u golden star!!!
hope this helps
=P-dolly
2007-12-02 23:09:33 · answer #3 · answered by ♥♥♥ Dolly ♥♥♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah! I feel like such a moron I was calculating it as I was reading because I thought it was one of those riddles where you get caught out with the matematics. Such a blonde moment!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-02 23:08:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yah well thats ok the lasst line had me laughing.
2007-12-02 23:12:57 · answer #5 · answered by joe m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very smart...you...but how come you're posting your joke here instead of working?hmmmm
That's why I'm having an overtime just to finish the work...
2007-12-02 23:06:08 · answer #6 · answered by Soop3rNLuVkJB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
continue - cos ur doin a fine job!
lol = fanks for the three jokes!
2007-12-02 22:56:46 · answer #7 · answered by Lubz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah yes, the harsh reality of the workplace, com'on man, were counting on you!!!
hahahaha! thats actually exactly how i feel about my workplace.
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2007-12-02 23:26:40 · answer #8 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try putting some of your time and effort into doing something useful.
2007-12-02 22:56:51 · answer #9 · answered by specs appeal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl! thats hilarious! now go get your beauty sleep, we need more of your jokes!
2007-12-02 23:13:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋