i feel for you man, i suffered man flu a while back, i haven't fully recovered myself. (*sobs*)
may you rest in peace...
lol, get some lucozade and a private massage lol..
also to the girl who didn't know what man flu is!!
IT'S A DEADLY DISEASE!!!! much worse than the common cold...
2007-12-02 22:38:35
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answered by nommie 4
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The main symptoms are a high temperature that comes on quickly and general aches and pains. You may also experience a loss of appetite, nausea and a harsh dry cough. Your symptoms will usually peak after 2-3 days and you should begin to feel much better within 5-8 days, although a cough and general tiredness may last for 2-3 weeks.
The flu virus is usually spread in the small droplets of saliva coughed or sneezed into the atmosphere by an infected person. Direct contact with hands contaminated with the virus can also spread infection. Man flu all ways worse than lady flue Fact men can not handle Eny sort of illness Remedy hot lemon&honey paractmols and drink plenty fluides
2007-12-05 22:48:19
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answered by Angel" * "g? 4
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Despite popular mis-conceptions, there is no different between man and lady flu(!)
There is a difference between the two gender however.
Women are stronger and more willing to plow on despite illness, and in most cases have no choice but to do so.
Men on the other hand, are more simple creatures and fall apart at the slightest thing that might change their day-to-day routine.
For a man, it seems lying on the settee under a quilt sneezing and snotting pathetically, whilst watching daytime television with a woman going there there while patting gently on the head seems to be the best cure.
I hope this information clears things up for you.
2007-12-02 22:38:18
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answered by jo jo 6
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Man flu is by far the most painful illness known to the medical counsel
flu does not affect us ladies the way it affects men as we can multi task and we have a fab trait which enables us to remain strong under any circumstances
Sadly for men flu brings back the baby years and renders you useless
There is no cure so my advice is to snuggle under your big duvet with a hot water bottle with your flannette PJ's and watch a film
2007-12-02 22:47:32
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answered by sammie 6
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Man flu is always worse than lady flu. That's because ladies have a higher pain threshold.. they have to have to give birth! If men had to give birth, there would be no people.
The only cure is lots of beer, curry and footy on the tv.
2007-12-02 22:35:52
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answered by Tim C 3
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Well, you see, us ladies are the super race so we can fight it off easier than you wimps. Hope you soon feel better. Have a lie down on the sofa with the telly on and the remote control to hand - you're sure to feel much better.
2007-12-02 22:35:13
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answered by Anonymous
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oh dear man flu natural cure go to bed.
2007-12-02 22:29:53
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answered by Ollie 7
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Just be glad you didn't get the Martian Death Flu.
2007-12-03 00:03:16
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answered by Doxycycline 6
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you need a kind lady to help you get better and to empathise with you and bring you food, drink and medicine
Get well soon
2007-12-02 22:34:32
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answered by *Sparki* 5
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moan moan ooo I feel poorly ooh I feel unwell cab you make me a hot drink cab you keep me warm oooh I feel so ill helb me
2007-12-02 22:30:57
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answered by Anonymous
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