A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The policeman approaches the drivers door.
'Is there a problem Officer?'
The policeman says, 'Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?'
The driver responds, 'I'd give it to you but I don't have one.'
'You don't have one?'
The man responds, 'I lost it four times for drink driving.'
The policeman is shocked. 'I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?'
'I'm sorry, I can't do that.'
The policeman says, 'Why not?'
'I stole this car.'
The officer says, 'Stole it?'
The man says, 'Yes, and I killed the owner.'
At this point the officer is getting irate. 'You what?'
'She's in the boot if you want to see.'
The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun.
The senior officer says, 'Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!'
The man steps out of his vehicle. 'Is there a problem sir?'
'One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.'
'Murdered the owner?'
The officer responds, 'Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?'
The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.
The officer says, 'Is this your car sir?'
The man says 'Yes' and hands over the registration papers.
The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. 'One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.'
The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. 'Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner.'
The man replies, 'I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!'
2007-12-02 22:02:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
old but funny
2007-12-02 22:08:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is very good. I will remember it next time a police officer stop me, claiming I am speeding.
2007-12-02 22:06:53 · answer #2 · answered by Maria Rosa V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have seen this joke on here atleast 20 times in the last 6 months and it's still funny.
2007-12-02 22:12:20 · answer #3 · answered by lost_sole_28 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2007-12-02 22:27:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEheHe! Thats a GREAT one, gona remember this for future reference!
2007-12-02 22:06:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard of this one before and at that time i was laughing my head off. so i guess the answer is yes, i like this joke. might just try it...
2007-12-02 22:06:14 · answer #6 · answered by oz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one
i never thought that it'd end like that
good job
2007-12-02 22:06:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best way to nail an undereducated cop whos just a jerk....
ive really got to try this sometime!!!
2007-12-02 23:57:41 · answer #8 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a really funny joke. I will have to use it myself someday.
2007-12-02 22:19:50 · answer #9 · answered by guymandude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe, good for you , it's just a joke!
otherwise, cases would pile up against you.
2007-12-02 22:35:20 · answer #10 · answered by 36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋