A married couple were lying in bed one night.
The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put
his bedlamp on to read a book.
As he was reading, he paused and reached over to his wife and
started fondling her "kitty". He did this only for a very short
while, then he would stop and resume reading his book. After a
few minutes of more reading, he reached over to his wife and
started fondling her "kitty" again. Moments later, he resumed
his reading.
The wife gradually became aroused with this, and thought that
her husband was seeking some response as encouragement before
going any further.
She got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband
was confused and asked, "What are you doing taking your clothes
off?"
The wife replied, "You were playing with my "kitty". I thought
it was foreplay to stimulate making love with you tonight.
The husband said, "No, not at all."
The wife then asked," Well, what the hell were you doing
then?"
"I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my
book!"
2007-12-02 21:47:22 · 14 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have been known to put the book down....
2007-12-02 22:12:54 · update #1
OMG. LMAO. THAT WAS TOO FUNNY
2007-12-02 21:59:41 · answer #1 · answered by tt 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-03 05:49:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol, 10/10, star.
Hilarious, excellent ,brilliant joke.
I have to say this joke is absolutely funny,no doubt.
Thanks for posting.
2007-12-03 09:33:10 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
uh that one was good
make you think twice before buying used books though
2007-12-03 06:11:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oki doki. I hope my hubby wont read you post.
2007-12-03 05:51:54 · answer #5 · answered by mayapacute 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol! thats hilarious!
2007-12-03 06:52:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Nice one!
A star for u!!
2007-12-03 06:05:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't be wasteful. There are those in drought.
hee hee hee hee
2007-12-03 19:09:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww.......that was extremely........so....so......
Ask me later I'm speechless.
LOL
2007-12-03 19:56:03 · answer #9 · answered by colleenicole! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!
2007-12-03 05:50:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋