An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the local court. But custody of the children was a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The old mountaineer also wanted custody of the children.
The judge asked for his side of the story and, after a long moment of silence, the mountaineer slowly rose from his chair and said, "Judge, when I put a quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?"
2007-12-02 20:49:10 · 15 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Maybe it was a Candian quarter....
2007-12-02 20:57:21 · update #1
This is a dam joke peple, either laugh or dont respond, please do not analyze it lol....happy hoidays jeeeeezzzzz
2007-12-02 21:19:00 · update #2
i know this joke. the old mountaineer wants to say that for example if he buys a candy, the candy will belongs to him. so it means the "sperm cell" he inserted to his wife and the result of that is their children which means that the children should be given to him....
2007-12-02 20:58:49 · answer #1 · answered by morph 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At first glance, the machine seems analogous to the mother. For they both hold the item until it is in your hands. However, the mother is the creator of the child. The machine had nothing to do with the creation of the candy bar, but merely cradled it until time for it to be unveiled.
Dude of course it's a joke.
But this is what you get when you try to post lame jokes in a question format
2007-12-03 05:13:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha, 10/10, star.
I loved that,thnx.
2007-12-03 05:03:34 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 10!
2007-12-03 05:03:45 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not only a smart man, but a smart joke...a lot of common sense..hahahahaha...........wish everyone coud think this way ...
2007-12-03 05:02:13 · answer #5 · answered by E@rthGoddess 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heheheheheheheee!!! thats hilarious!
2007-12-03 05:23:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah, but was he absolutely sure it was HIS quarter that was put in the 'machine' ^-^
2007-12-03 04:54:28 · answer #7 · answered by psychologist_4u 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
yeah ! I heard abt this joke.
2007-12-03 05:34:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow,you are very humorous man
2007-12-03 06:56:07 · answer #9 · answered by adrulear 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny i like it
2007-12-03 05:29:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋