This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call
from a friend. "I know this midget with a speech
impediment who wants to buy a horse, I'm sending
him over."
The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he
wants a male or female horse.
"A female horth," the midget replies. So the
owner shows him one.
"Nith looking horth, can I see her mouth?"
So the owner picks up the midget and shows him
the horse's mouth.
"Nith mouth. Can I see her eyesth?" So the
owner picks up the midget and shows the eyes.
"OK, what about the earsth?" Now the owner is
getting pissed, but he picks up the midget one
more time and shows the ears.
"OK, finally, I'd like to see her ****."
With that, the owner picks up the midget and
shoves his head up the horse's ****, then pulls
him out. Shaking his head, the midget says,
"Perhapth I should rephrase. I'd like to see her run!"
2007-12-02 20:46:38 · 9 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey you naught man,i want see ur ***
2007-12-02 22:53:18 · answer #1 · answered by adrulear 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-03 04:57:17 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heheheheheee!
2007-12-03 05:26:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh this is a real guffaw...but you know what , because of the speech defect, many of them are easily misinterpreted...sad but that;s the hilarious par really~~~~~~~
2007-12-03 04:59:43 · answer #4 · answered by E@rthGoddess 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, star, hilarious.
2007-12-03 05:01:00 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz
2007-12-03 05:28:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny good one
2007-12-03 05:31:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha
2007-12-03 04:50:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious!
2007-12-03 04:51:51 · answer #9 · answered by quisp007 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋