This guy's at work when he receives a call from the hospital informing him that his wife's been in an accident. He rushes to the emergency room where he's met by the doctor. They sit down in the waiting room and the doctor, with a very solemn look on his face starts to speak. But before he can, the guy interrupts.
Guy: "Doc, don't tell me my wife's dead. I just can't take it. Really, I can't take it. I love her."
Doctor: "Well, sir, I do have some bad news." Again the guy interrupts.
Guy: "Doc, just tell me, did she make it?" Doctor: "As I was saying, we did all we could. Right now she's in a vegatative state, which is likely where she'll remain for the rest of her life. She can stay here overnight, but after that, you'll have to take her home because your insurance doesn't cover this type of thing."
The guy slumps, just crushed.
Doctor: "With the right care, which will include you feeding her five times a day, cleaning her and giving her constant care on a daily basis, she'll likely live for at least another 30 years."
The guy sinks even lower, just crushed, and starts to cry.
Doctor: "As I said, your insurance doesn't cover this kind of care, so you'll have to make some sort of arrangements to purchase the equipment you'll need for your wife. I would suggest you put your house on the market today and sell it as quickly as possible and buy a mobile home. You're gonna need the excess cash. It should be enough to buy the equipment your wife needs and for you to live on for the next couple of months. By then, you should be able to qualify for welfare and other forms of state and federal aid."
By this point, the guy is sobbing uncontrollably.
The doctor reaches over, puts his hand on his shoulder and says, "Hey, look at me."
The guy looks up and the doctor smiles and says, "I'm just f*cking with you, she's dead."
2007-12-02 19:13:36 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cool joke! lol.
2007-12-03 11:42:21 · answer #1 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow... just wow you are so brave...and i do admire you for it and you are making great progress. But at the same time you have a family to keep up and make sure that it stays functioning. But yes you are right about your husband he should be nothing but supportive of you through this whole ordeal. You guys made a promise when you married that you would be there for each other and he is breaking that. honestly i hope your marriage doesn't end because your son deserves better than that. But you have been healing quickly than other people and at least your not going suicidal, i mean plenty of teenagers that have a simple break up are trying to end their lives and they have experienced nothing. You've been through hell and back and you are still standing. Might not mean much coming from me but you seem like an amazing person and don't let your husband leave if you feel that there is way you guys can make a compromise
2016-04-07 05:13:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god that is so halarious......i do feel a bit guilty for finding do damned funny but that is a great jokes...thanks for the giggles
2007-12-02 20:48:07 · answer #3 · answered by dan_dav82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes mechelle u r really a joke fairy
Thanx for the laugh.........
GBU
2007-12-02 19:26:09 · answer #4 · answered by pearly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very worry
2007-12-02 19:21:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool joke! I see you got that name "The joke fairy" really suits u
2007-12-02 19:40:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Ouch that is funny Mechelle.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a good laugh.!!
2007-12-03 13:26:24 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh cruel but pmsl hun
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2007-12-03 03:55:27 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10.lol
2007-12-02 20:36:33 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT tf very good you got me
2007-12-02 20:02:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋