A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"Buddy The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"Buddy The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"Buddy The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves.
Buddy The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back."
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.
Buddy The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!"
2007-12-02 18:59:23 · 29 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant
2007-12-02 19:23:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very Good keep them coming a Star
2007-12-03 00:10:59 · answer #2 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 20:59:50 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Love, Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... This one is very good. I am still laughing!!! Lol Lol A Friend. poppy1
2016-04-07 05:13:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-12-02 19:14:50 · answer #5 · answered by Sal*UK 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i sense a missed chance of a custom job on this one
its just as good without
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2007-12-03 03:26:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess ur saying that the guy went to buddy house and fu*ck his wife.
Anw good one.
2007-12-02 20:50:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha poor guy
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2007-12-03 06:46:13 · answer #8 · answered by »-(¯`v´¯)-» Petal »-(¯`v´¯)-» 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, another excellent one hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-03 04:17:26 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brill,and another one to delete hahaha
2007-12-03 01:48:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋