pray to other gods?
Have you been touched by his noodley appendage?
2007-12-02 18:54:36 · 10 answers · asked by Frank 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes. Before I joined the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I would spend years toiling in the laboratory as an experimental physicist trying to answer the simplest questions about the world to no avail, leaving yawning gaps in my understanding. And, when questions *were* answered, the answers just prompted more questions that could not even have been conceived beforehand. As a Pastafarian, this is no longer the case. I understand now that everything can be trivially explained in a way that cannot be disproved - by the action of His Noodly Appendage. It is true that it requires faith to believe in The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, since it actually cannot be proven either, but the Gospel teaches that such faith is actually a virtue to be rewarded in the afterlife by beer volcanoes and stripper factories. Besides, there are numerous academic endorsements [1]. My once insatiable hunger to find explanations has finally been satisfied by a self-consistent set of principles, and I am finally at peace. I now concentrate on more productive pursuits, like dressing up as a pirate to combat global warming [2]. Praise be the Flying Spaghetti Monster, RAmen.
2007-12-03 16:31:40 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. R 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, of course not silly .... his noodley appendage does not live on worship batteries, unlike the minor creation he created with his word.......
It think we are stupid to pray to other gods, since no other god provides the ever tasty Tomato Linguine.
2007-12-02 19:32:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last I heard which was about an hour ago on CNN, the FSM had crash landed through the roof of the White house during the Mid-afternoon break and all the politicians voted to have the remains served up on toast. I suppose the old adage holds true; what you eat today, walks and talks tomorrow.
2007-12-02 19:26:04 · answer #3 · answered by mandbturner3699 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He may deserve it, but does not need or request it. It suffices to appreciate the joys of spaghetti with an appropriate sauce, and surely He will touch you with His noodly appendage. RAmen!
Digression: the big bang occurred when the FSM combined pasta and antipasto -- and the universe began.
2007-12-02 19:04:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You may pray to whomever thine wishest to pray, but nary, know but this:
Beist thou touched by the FSM's noodly appendage, thou wilst with welcomed with a vigorous trumpeting onto thine Martian stripper-factory
2007-12-02 19:00:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thine noodley one has inspired great hunger in me for the feeding upon his meatballey goodness.
2007-12-02 19:03:33 · answer #6 · answered by scrambled_egg81 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Havent you heard? The Flying Fickle Finger of Fate (FFFF) thumped him on the head and he exploded.
2007-12-02 18:59:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you are into beer of strippers, then you better worship and praise him.
RAmen.
2007-12-02 19:00:31 · answer #8 · answered by krishnokoli 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The FSM only asks that we acknowledge his existence, nothing more. He prefers if you leave him alone, actually.
2007-12-02 18:59:52 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I have!
RAmen!
2007-12-02 19:06:15 · answer #10 · answered by Euphonie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋