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Dear Tide Soap Company



I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all
through my married life, as my mom always told me it was the best. Now
that I am in my fifties, I find it even better. In fact, about a month
ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.



My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how
clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One
thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on
my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent,
but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I
purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my
surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!! In fact, the
stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me
that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney
called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the
disappearance of my husband. What a relief!! Going through menopause is
bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for
having such a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty Bag people.

2007-12-02 17:08:26 · 9 answers · asked by Honey 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

Lol!! Great one!!

2007-12-02 17:19:34 · answer #1 · answered by Ann 5 · 0 1

Funny! 10!

2007-12-02 21:13:29 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Hadn't heard that one before. Star

2007-12-04 06:25:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that was funny

2007-12-02 17:49:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ok

2007-12-02 18:52:46 · answer #5 · answered by naseer 3 · 0 0

I didn't expect that..

2007-12-02 17:32:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

haha!! ^_^

it's funny...

2007-12-02 17:32:44 · answer #7 · answered by kim 2 · 0 1

hmmmmmmmm........funny

2007-12-02 17:23:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

av........av..........I have started sleeping after trying to read that long one...........av..........av.................

2007-12-02 17:18:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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