A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder.
'Don't move! You're a statue!'
The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration. The wife explains that the Smith family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get one, so could she.
The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies, and comes back upstairs. He hands the snack to the statue and says, "Here. I stood around for 3 days at the Smiths', and they never fed me a thing!"
2007-12-02 14:01:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow...what a stupid guy
2007-12-02 14:05:28 · answer #1 · answered by the renegade angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, definately gonna keep that one in mind for the next party i'm at!
2007-12-02 22:05:41 · answer #2 · answered by brad l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
add me www.myspace.com/radisnotadisease or check out my profile and if u can leave a msg or comment. then i will tell u via comment
2007-12-02 22:06:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
i dont get the question
but its funny.
i think im gonna reuse that one with my friends, lol
2007-12-02 22:05:55 · answer #4 · answered by Amber 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly and not funny! Sorry!
2007-12-03 05:12:31 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny joke
2007-12-02 22:31:44 · answer #6 · answered by Oscar A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give you ten points.
2007-12-02 23:29:03 · answer #7 · answered by Boomer Wisdom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-02 23:06:47 · answer #8 · answered by Res T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this b4...not funny then not funny now...
2007-12-02 22:08:48 · answer #9 · answered by DBL-G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋