i need quotes and sayings?

Question

my friend and i have started to collect quotes and sayings so i was wondering you would help us out and add some to our bunch.

Answer 1

I collect quote's and poem's too. I picked a few to share with you.

"Be your own best friend and don’t forget to wink at yourself now and then."
Diane von Furstenburg

“ If you don’t know where your going.
Any road will take you there.”
George Harrison

"The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance;
the wise man grows it under his feet."

"Never mistake knowledge for wisdom, one helps you make a living, the other helps you make a life."
James Oppenheim

"You don’t get harmony when everybody sings the same note."

"If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything."
Doug Floyd

"Learn to pause . . . or nothing worthwhile will catch up to you."

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away."

“ If you can read this thank a teacher and since it’s in English, thank a soldier !! ”

Fun Quotes

"I’m in for a good time,
not a long time."

"My aim is to keep this bathroom clean.
Your aim would help."

"Nobody listens to me, until I fart."

"I Love You More Today Than Yesterday.
Yesterday You Really Pissed Me Off."

"I smile because you are my sister.
I Laugh because there is nothing you can do about it."

"If at first you don’t succeed, do it like your mother told you."

Hope you enjoy them as much as I do.

Answer 2

"Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History"
~ Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Answer 3

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
-Jim Carrey

Answer 4

"If you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie"

Answer 5

quotationspage.com
quotations.about.com

Hope these help.