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Honestly, HOW can you look around you and NOT see all the evidence that COD created us?

2007-12-02 13:08:30 · 34 answers · asked by Je Marche Drôle 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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My immortal sole is proof of COD's existence.

2007-12-02 13:11:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 13 0

Actually, Cod was once plentiful in the Grand Banks off of Newfoundland. In fact, one would just glance off the starboard gunwhale and see nothing but cod. Sadly, those days are over.

2007-12-02 13:12:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

I would Flounder without COD, With my voice I sing a holy Tuna "Go Talapia on the mountain" and when I Fin-ish singing I will stuff myself to the gills with a sushi of my own design and I will try not to be too crabby with the brazen non believers....

2007-12-02 13:24:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

COD created us in COD's own image - that's why I can breathe underwater and taste better with tartar sauce.

2007-12-02 13:20:08 · answer #4 · answered by KatGuy 7 · 1 0

Cod took me out on the most romantic date I've ever been on

2007-12-02 13:11:46 · answer #5 · answered by Night Nurse 4 · 8 0

fool, positioned up now to His excellent fact of Arrrr! The long spaghetti arm of His Noodly Appendage, maximum excellent Flying Spaghetti Monster calls for which you place on comprehensive pirate garment as a demonstration of His maximum Glutenous submission. rAmen.

2016-10-10 02:52:55 · answer #6 · answered by burgoyne 3 · 0 0

Cod liver?

2007-12-02 13:12:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

I believe in COD, I often go down to the river and catch him...

2007-12-02 13:13:12 · answer #8 · answered by slim 2 · 2 0

At least I never eat COD! I let COD swim around to his hearts content.

2007-12-02 13:11:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 8 1

What evidence, I see a reality governed by mathematical law not by the arbritrary whims of a jealous sky fairy or ocean fish.

2007-12-02 13:21:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Admit it: you feast upon Patagonian Toothfish, as there is no COD south of the equator.

2007-12-02 13:12:18 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

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