There was a time when I was raped by aliens and that I feel that Im pregnant from an alien..now all you people out there think Im crazy but Im not...on July 14 2007 i took my dog for a walk and a ufo landed to where I was heading...the alien came out and rape me and my dog ran away...what do I need to do...should I keep the baby alien or have an abortion...plse help me this is no joke....
2007-12-02 12:31:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
I agree with Al...You definitely need a new dog...
2007-12-02 12:38:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
Raped By Aliens
2016-11-12 03:49:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the alien look like?
If significantly different than us, you should have the baby. It would come out as a human/alien hybrid and should look signifcantly different, with different non-human DNA, and thus would help prove the existence of alien life.
2007-12-02 12:37:50 · answer #3 · answered by Uncle Pennybags 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An alien huh? From which country? No worries on the baby, it will have automatic citizenship and most likely all of the government freebies that exist. Your baby won't be an alien. This is a moronic post.
2007-12-02 12:38:47 · answer #4 · answered by GoodJuJu2U 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
What you saw was a weather balloon and as far as the rape thing...well...like you said, the dog ran away.
2007-12-03 17:12:41 · answer #5 · answered by joeandhisguitar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Report to Area 51 immediately!!
2007-12-02 12:35:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to report this to the police. They will know what to do to help you. Animal control might help you find your dog as well.
2007-12-02 12:52:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep the baby - think of all the money you will see when the Weekly News comes and puts your pix next to the ones of Jesus Christ riding the subway in NYC. . .
2007-12-02 12:42:47 · answer #8 · answered by volleyballchick (cowards block) 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Keep the kid---you'll be rich by the time the National Enquirer gets word of it...
2007-12-02 12:40:53 · answer #9 · answered by Shoot-em-All 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Report your dog missing to Animal Control. Did he have one of those implanted chips?
2007-12-02 13:27:23 · answer #10 · answered by Dirty Martini 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
umm well if ur actually being serious
which is kinda hard to believe lol
just have the baby
i mean
arent u curious to see what it looks like??
2007-12-02 13:29:32 · answer #11 · answered by NOKTURNA 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋