if a girl wasnt a schizophrenic neurotic nutcase would she win some sort of world prize.......................

Question

lets face it, girls are ridiculous

girls say they hate nasty guys, but when a guy is nice, theyre either not interested or accuse him of being creepy

girls say theyre mostly interested in guys personality and sense of humour, but the spare change they have left over from shoes and chocolate they spend on magazines full of tips on how to pull either rich guys or guys with hot bodies

lets face it, girls are the most vacuous living creatures on earth, and if it wasnt for all the great male scientitsts and inventors etc etc etc etc etc, the human race wouldve died out long ago

thank goodness we had males to invent modern medicine!

lmao @ poly pam - the truth hurts huh

pickles

lol nice to see you care about the environment - typical yank, selfish selfish selfish

Answer 1

girls girls, girls, girls, please DO NOT get suckered into answering this question...............you are gonna get your thongs in a bunch for nothing.....................

Answer 2

Umm.. yeh, and I'm sure all guys are all out for sex and don't care about real relationships or love and would all be rapists if they had the chance. Yeh right. But just like that, what you are saying about girls is a massive generalisation.

SOME girls are like how you described, maybe even a lot. But then there are A LOT of girls, either just as much or more, that are nothing like you are saying.

You life would be a hell of a lot more difficult if it wasn't for some of the inventions and discoveries by -female- scientists and inventors. Both genders play an equally important role. Both are intelligent, and both are completely crazy as well.

In conclusion, you seem to be attracting the wrong sort of people, perhaps? I'm not really sure what the question is though.

(oh and psst... I actually am schizophrenic... so what? I am nothing like how you have described here)

Answer 3

womens advice for men
The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.

If we're watching football with you--it's not bonding--it's the butts.

If the truth hurts, ask us those ego-sensitive questions on your payday.

Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie.

Don't fret if you find out that the milkman delivers more than once a day.

Please don't drive when you're not driving.

Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

Our bedtime headaches are inversely proportional to the number of baths you take.

If you were really looking for an honest answer, you wouldn't ask us in bed.

The next time you joke about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by male rubber-necking at the mini-skirts.

If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of "who's easy"?

Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.

When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.

Start parting and combing your hair to one side early in life--you'll never see the 'island' coming.

Have a strong need for male bonding? Visit your proctologist.

Your contributions to your child should go above and beyond that y chromosome you unselfishly sacrificed.

Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.

Your balding is a good thing--it subsidizes our hair care expenses
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What a woman says:

This place is a mess! C'mon,
You and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear
if we don't do laundry right now!



What a man hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
YOU AND I blah, blah, blah
blah, blah ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!

Answer 4

so then the only girls you date are ill,do you hang around the hospitals as................Usually a person suffering from schizophrenia will not know they are experiencing symptoms of the illness.


Delusions

The following delusions are strongly suggestive of schizophrenia:
the belief they are under the control of another influence
that thoughts are being put into or taken out of their mind.
If a person has delusions of persecution, they may be suspicious of any questions about their mental state.


By definition, hallucinations and delusions are experienced as real by the person having them. As a result, the person with schizophrenia may have different perceptions of the world compared with the rest of us.

Often the person may feel persecuted or 'got at' in some way, which can cause fear and anxiety. Other people may notice a change in the person's behaviour, or in the content of their speech.

Sufferers may become preoccupied with certain issues that seem bizarre to those around them.

They may express paranoid ideas or respond to the hallucinations they experience. These hallucinations usually take the form of hearing voices that other people cannot hear

Answer 5

HA! Your a stereotyping a**wipe

Yanks aren't all selfish and no I'm not a yank I'm just not as small minded as you with nothing to offer so you have to trash women in general

Here is a tip for ya. STOP GOING FOR "PSYCHO" WOMEN AND MAYBE THEN THEY WOULDN'T SCREW YOU OVER AND LEAVE YOU BITTER!

Anyways I'm sure your also a shallow man who if a woman didn't make a HUGE amount of effort you wouldn't look twice and i would LOVE to see a man give birth........oh yeah your right men are keeping the human race alive with all the children they produce alone without women. Such a clever man aren't you? god what WOULD we do without you (just because you are stupid i will let you know that IS sarcasm)

Go and get yourself into some therapy cry it all out
Boo Hoo she left me blah blah I'm a bitter f*** and then learn something about anything because lets face it.........you know NOTHING!

Either than or you are an extremely ignorant person who still needs help. Oh and please grow up for humanities sake

Answer 6

Hey Pal,

You really are generalising. I can see where you are coming from. There are a few screwed up girls and women out their.

Just some points of fact. Schizophrenia is a condition that is distinct from neurotic, and 'nutcase' is an adolescent word used as a form of abuse by ignorant people.

I have worked in mental health most of my life. I have found that most people with Schizophrenia are very creative and insightful, beyond that of you so called 'normals'.

They are mostly creative, intuitive and sensitive people who have been driven up the wall by the selfish and ignorant behaviour of people who think they know best.

Give me a person with schizophrenia any day over someone who hates the whole group of women and people with mental health problems.

If you don't like the way women are going, in terms of their expectations, just think what a prat like you would do to their inclination to seek relationship with men.

Look I have, in my personal life and my work life, met some pretty horrible women. It can be hurtful and a big shock. But just look at yourself, and your buddies for a bit and don't be too surprised that women become mad and bad.

There are times that I am ashamed to be classes as part of the 'male' group. It is sad when you see women behaving as bad as the worst men.

Men had a lot of power in the past and still do have a disproportionate effect in the world. I just hope women in general (like Thatcher) dont emulate them too much.

I have learned a great deal from women, about how to be human, sensitive, caring, forgiving and loving. I am sorry you have given up so soon.

If this was supposed to be just a joke, well, it reflects very badly on you in so many ways. Maybe I will see you in counselling or therapy some day.

I promise you I will treat you with every respect and show the same care and thoughtfulness as I would to a person with schizophrenia, neurosis, or sees themselves as a 'complete nutcase'.

You sentiments do more damage to peoples feelings, ego's and mental health than you realise. Most people with mental health problems have been through hell because of the behaviour, political decisions and attitudes of men.

Men, in the main, control and influence these magazines you talk of, and the the emergency, health and social services that are there to stop child abuse, sexual abuse, physical abuse, emotional abuse, mostly generated by men.

Sadly women are increasingly following the same path. You do more to keep these few women going in that direction. Look at yourself before you judge others.

Answer 7

ahhhh SHUTUP!! I am not even mad at your ignorance, cuz ACTUALLY schizophrenia is primarily a male's disease and most girls I know (myself included) do not have either visual or auditory hallucinations...so I know you were taking a cheap shot at trying to be humorous, but lol you failed miserablly!! And to be honest, I am a girl who is going to school to be a pharmacist, and you know what I spend my extra money on, if not school, food and rent, it was always my Trans Am, that's right a car, which I am most interested in. Looks like you picked the wrong chick. And for every crazy chick you go out with, that's one more crazy chick YOU attracted to yourself. Crazy ppl attract the like.

Answer 8

oh dear been done over have you??

let me just but a lil scenario to you.... all men are nasty B#####D's who are only out to hurt women, love em and leave em, take em for what they can, use and abuse etc etc.......... this is obviously not true, in the same way you may encounter women like you describe but there are nice honest women who aren't looking for a nasty millionaire with a dodgy ticker

Answer 9

oooooooh somebodys bitter!