Little Johnny likes to gamble.
One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city.
Johnny's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling."
So he calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him."
The teacher says OK, she can handle it.
The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny."
She says yes I know who you are.
Johnny smiles and says, "I bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your butt."
The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet.
She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole.
That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why.
2007-12-02 11:02:20 · 12 answers · asked by ackyback123 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the dad calls johnnys teacher and says "my son says he lost five dollars today in a bet"
2007-12-02 11:03:22 · update #1
the teacher replies "yes he bet me there was a mole on my but and he lost, i think i broke his gamblimg habits." then the dad says, " well i lost 100$ THEN BECAUSE HE BET ME 100$ THAT BY THE END OF THE DAY HE WOULD SEE HIS TEACHERS ***"
2007-12-02 11:05:01 · update #2
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 11:05:11 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's funny as hell!!! Little Johnny just won't stop! xD
2007-12-02 11:45:35 · answer #2 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahah 100. that was hilarious. thank you!
2007-12-02 11:16:15 · answer #3 · answered by samantha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOLZ thats hella funny!!!
2007-12-02 11:05:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha funny
2007-12-02 11:46:57 · answer #5 · answered by Drama Queen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-12-02 11:34:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-12-02 12:23:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-12-02 11:10:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I read this yesterday
2007-12-02 11:11:09 · answer #9 · answered by i like saying hi 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol that was funny
2007-12-02 11:34:04 · answer #10 · answered by brandi686 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋