fave dumb blond joke?

Question

what is your fave dumb blond joke?
This is a good one: There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”

What is your favorite?

Answer 1

Two blondes; one is on the north bank of the river and one is on the south bank of the river.
The blonde on the north bank yells across the river, "How do I get to the other side?"
The blonde on the south bank yells back, "You're on the other side!!!"

Answer 2

very funny lol blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire: fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest.....Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4 These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home. They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre. They went to see "Closed For The Winter". why cant blondes make kool-aid they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths." Blond: Yeth. And I'm not even thickteen yet how did the blonde get square boobs she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention.So she eventually got her to the emrgency.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button." two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train.

Answer 3

Blonde and Brunette friends are walking down the street and pass a flowershop, where the Brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.....for no reason." The Blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?" The Brunette says, "Oh, sure...but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air." The Blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?

Answer 4

a blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on an island.
all of a sudden a genie appears.
the genies says "i can grant you each one wish"
the brunette wishes to be back home with her family and poof! shes gone.
the redhead also asks to be back home with her family and poof shes gone too!
the blonde starts to cry and the genie asks her whats wrong
the blonde replies "i wish my friends were still here with me!"
haha

Answer 5

Blonde flying a helicopter crashed. the airline supervisor asked what happened. she said, "I don't know, I just turned off the overhead fan because my hair was messing up, and I crashed!"

Answer 6

Funny! 10!

Answer 7

Mine Is:

How do you kill a blonde in a beauty parler?

A: You give her a gun and say it's a hairdryer


♥nikki

Answer 8

my favourite one is probably:
There was once a blond who got locked in a supermarket and starved to death

Answer 9

omg if u hadnt of put that 1 i whould have put it that 1 is my fav!!!

Answer 10

I've heard that one b4.