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2007-12-02 10:05:27 · 14 answers · asked by XMIrish 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Pick one or the other, even if you dont believe in a heaven.

2007-12-02 10:16:01 · update #1

14 answers

Here is an interesting vision of heaven by Saint Brigid of Kildare (c. 451-525), a Catholic:

The Heavenly Banquet

I would like to have the men of Heaven
In my own house
With vats of good cheer
Laid out for them
I would like to have the three Marys
Their fame is so great
I would like people
From every corner of Heaven
I would like them to be cheerful
In their drinking
I would like to have Jesus too
Here Amongst them
I would like a great lake of beer
For the King of Kings
I would like to be watching Heaven's family
Drinking it through all eternity.

With love in Christ.

2007-12-02 16:58:04 · answer #1 · answered by imacatholic2 7 · 1 0

Catholic heaven for sure.

When I die and go to Catholic heaven, the first thing that God will say to me when I pass the Pearly Gates is "My son, the beer and the nineteen year old chicks in bikinis are over there."

OTOH, Protestant heaven sounds like an eternal Lawrence Welk Show and I have a seat front and center for the rest of time.

I'll take the Catholic heaven, thank you.

2007-12-02 18:16:41 · answer #2 · answered by Uhlan 6 · 2 0

There is only one Heaven and everyone whom God chooses will go there, Catholic, Protestant and others.

2007-12-02 18:12:11 · answer #3 · answered by Myth Buster 2 · 0 0

Didn't you see the simpsons episode "the father, the son and the holy guest star"? Obviously catholic heaven is much, much more fun.

2007-12-02 18:08:44 · answer #4 · answered by Ray Patterson - The dude abides 6 · 2 1

There is only one heaven. 7th Heaven on WB Mondays. =)

2007-12-02 18:10:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

catholic heaven, on earth we have statues of the saints we love, but in heaven they are alive for us to visit with in person.

2007-12-02 18:08:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

There is only one Heaven and it isn't Catholic or Protestant!

2007-12-02 18:09:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Thankfully, those divisions will be healed in Heaven.

2007-12-02 18:08:07 · answer #8 · answered by Robert S 7 · 2 2

who cares, they don't exist. i prefer atheist heaven, its here right now, and consists of doing whatever you want( as long as it doesn't infringe on the rights of others) mine includes chocolate and lots of sex. and sadly, I haven't been there in quite a while

2007-12-02 18:09:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

I'm going to have to go with catholic
They have the Irish and beer
that alone is FUN!

2007-12-02 18:07:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

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