Girl and her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to buy a round, she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try.
She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.
Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice."
He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go.
First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth. Then he takes the lime juice.
T + 0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
T + 0.3 secs: Boyfriend's face turns the colour of fresh lime juice.
T + 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.
T + 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear....
"It's called ******* revenge"
2007-12-02 10:01:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
last word is "******* revenge"
2007-12-02 10:01:19 · update #1
bloow job revenge
2007-12-02 10:01:36 · update #2
Ho Ho Ho like it DC, There will be a extra prezzie in your stocking for that one
2007-12-02 10:54:23 · answer #1 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Worth retelling
2007-12-02 10:05:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 11:13:25 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not your best... But I still laughed. So, it must be funny. Could it be, that the Great, the One and Only Snow Kid, is running dry???? Tune in next time, fans and hams... When the kid makes us laugh again! (Now your entire audience is in suspense!)
2016-05-27 07:16:32 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG YES!!!!!! I'm gonna do that to all guys now. See how they like it.
2007-12-02 14:44:37 · answer #5 · answered by Fishy!!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-12-02 10:10:43 · answer #6 · answered by Timothy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's terrible...i like the taste of my man!! happy day:)
2007-12-03 00:19:04 · answer #7 · answered by siobhansofie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what is the ******??
if u told me that, i still wouldn't get it!!
u need 2 edit that . . .
2007-12-02 10:20:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA - HAVE YOU Been spying on me Ship`--DORKS-REVENGE`--DC-OH OH?
2007-12-02 10:59:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats good and nasty
2007-12-02 10:06:26 · answer #10 · answered by Blondie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋