Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms
Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms
Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms
Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms
Sex in the vicinity of garbage can = odorgasms
Sex on the way to the train = All aboardgasms
Sex that isn't very satisfying = there's the doorgasms
Sex during hay fever season = Sporegasms
Sex using plastic cutlery = Sporkgasms
Sex with a Medieval poet = Troubadorgasms
Sex in an adult theater = Hardcoregasms
Sex with conquering Spaniards = Conquistadorgasms
Sex with someone not paying attention = Ignorgasms
Sex with a competitive partner = scoregasms
Sex in a firehouse = Firedoorgasms
Sex with an Icelandic singer = Bjorkgasms
Sex with the host of a horrible t.v. show = Pauly Shoregasms
Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms
Sex while flying = Soargasms
Sex with a bugle player = Horngasms
Sex with an astronaut who didn't make it into space
= Abortgasms
Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms
2007-12-02 09:49:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sex with a meat eater = Carnivoregasms
Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo = Pompadoregasms
Sex with someone who has really bad taste in clothes = Velourgasms
Sex while sightseeing = Tourgasms
Sex with a big dog = Labradorgasms
Sex with Beavs and Butthead = Gonnascoregasms
Sex during an earthquake = Tremorgasms
Sex on farm implements = Tractorgasms
Sex with Thomas Edison = Inventorgasms
Sex with a construction worker = Contractorgasms
Sex at a symphony orchestra = Conductorgasms
Sex with a person who examines dead bodies = Coronergasms
Sex on the stairs at the mall = Escalatorgasms
Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = Liquorgasms
Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms
Sex with Frankenstein's assistant = Igorgasms
Sex with three of your friends = Fourgasms
Sex with a Norse God = Thorgasms
Sex when resistance is futile = Borggasms
Sex without a climax = Nogasms
2007-12-02 09:50:11 · update #1
oh my god I cannot stop laughing!! You must be seriously bored.
sex with a peeping-tom= Voyeurgasms
sex with christian dior = j'adoregasms
Sex with my friend (:S)= Eleanorgasms
Sex while listening to Britney Spears music = Gimme gimmemoregasms
Sex with someone new= exploregasms
Sex outside with a french person= dehorgasms
Sex with a despairing person= Can'ttakeanymoregasms
sex with Saint Nicholas = Santaclaugasms
Sex that's illegal= Against the lawgasms
Sex with an incontinent person=Peed-on-the-floorgasms
Sex that's good= awhhhh!gasms
hehe x
2007-12-02 13:10:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sex in an adult theater = Hardcoregasms
Sex on the way to the train = All aboardgasms
my favourites
star.
2007-12-02 14:23:50 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny! 100!
2007-12-02 09:53:26 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you trying to add a bit of spice? Great list.
2007-12-02 20:32:05 · answer #4 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and just to think that I'm missing out on these great things
Bless you
2007-12-02 09:54:43 · answer #5 · answered by the soccer guy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is the joke totally funny
2007-12-02 12:40:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe have a star
2007-12-02 09:53:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, star.
Hilarious.
2007-12-02 20:26:38 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ummm ok
2007-12-02 10:00:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
that's funny...
2007-12-02 09:58:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋