Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me...."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry." Finally, she looked up at Tim.
"How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, no Brenda... no. Fact is, he got out three times to pee."
2007-12-02 09:32:04 · 6 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was fantastic lmao*
2007-12-02 14:17:15 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-02 09:36:30 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wicked!!
Blooming brilliant!!
10/10 and a star is on its way!! *
2007-12-02 09:36:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great.
2007-12-02 09:36:14 · answer #4 · answered by isleofskye 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. What a way to go!!
2007-12-02 12:15:21 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahha thats good
2007-12-02 09:52:49 · answer #6 · answered by Timothy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋